Who Framed Roger Rabbit Soundboard Edit

A better lover than a driver huh

A construction plan of epic proportions

A deal's a deal

A fine time for a drink eddie

A human has been murdered by a toon

A hundred bucks that's ridiculous! so's the job

A joke don't sit there on your brain

A little more wine

A man!

A near miss but this miss says that's as good as a smile

A new outfit bought the red car

A rabbit a toon rabbit about yea big

A story of greed sex and murder

A toon killed his brother dropped a piano on his head

A toon killed my brother

A toon no

A tweeting bird

A tweeting bird (2)

A vehicle of my own design

Acme disappearing reappearing ink

Ah gotcha

Ah no! ahh!

Ah poor fella ha ha

Ah that's better

Ah well that wasn't so bad was it

Ahh! oh! eee!

All I did was take a couple of lousy pictures

All I remember was he was standin' over me laughin' with those burnin' red eyes and that high squeaky voice

All right all right you got your 100 bucks

All right weasels grab some sky or i'll let the judge have it! you heard me I said drop it

All right ya mugs fall out

All the times I yanked your ears

All the times you yanked my ears

And although I know it's strictly taboo

And don't let me catch your peepin' face around here again! got it

And doom pulled the trigger

And get him out of there or seal him up in it!

And how about those brooklyn dodgers

And I think they'll enjoy attending the ribbon cutting at the acme factory

And incidentally if you should ever need a ride just stick out your thumb

And say lunch! that's lunch we're on a half

And the parts that I don't like i'm gonna edit out

And this is the rope from the safe that was dropped on acme

And this wittle piggy had

And unless mr acme's will shows up by midnight tonight cloverleaf is gonna own toontown

And wonderful wonderful billboards reaching as far as the eye can see!

Any film in there

Anything I can do

Anyway this guy got away with a zillion simoleons

Apology accepted put 'er there pal I feel better

Applesauce!

Are they bums or what

Are you sure come on kid are you sure you didn't see anything what about you fella

As for you valiant step out of line and we'll hang you and your laundry out to dry

Ay caramba! aah!

Baby was right

Back in those days me and teddy liked working toontown

Back to the office

Be careful with that gun this ain't no cartoon you know

Because they were still looking for it after they killed him

Before poor marvin acme was killed he confided in me that doom wanted to get his hands on toontown and he wouldn't stop at anything

Behind you!

Believe it kid I took the pictures myself

Benny eddie we got company!

Benny is that you

Benny is that you (2)

Benny look out for the red car!

Benny there's cops right behind us!

Benny you go for the cops i'm gonna save my wife

Benny!

Better than goofy

Betty

Blackmail that's all!

Blecch! for starters don't ever kiss me again!

Blech! bleah!

Blown away #wow #blown away #smitten #aghast #jaw drop #mesmerized #impressive #applause

Boy did you see that nobody takes a wallop like goofy

Boy i'm ready dukes up eyes peeled ears to the ground

Boy nothin'

Boy that acme what a genius!

Boy what is this some kind of a secret room

Bring me some dip

Broke my arm

But break his heart he goes to pieces just like you or me

But cloverleaf wouldn't buy my property unless acme sold them his

But how do you know

But I already have a good man

But I don't want the drink

But I still got it eddie boop boop be doop boop!

But I wanna drive!

But i'm a toon toons are supposed to make people laugh

But she wasn't in her dressing room so I wrote her a love letter

But the weasels were there waiting for me so so I ran

But this is how we handle things down in toontown

Bye bye!

C d e f g h i

Can we lose the playback please

Can you guess what this is

Can you help me find him just name your price and i'll pay it

Careful dave

Celebrating #who framed roger rabbit #celebrate #cheers #honor #pay tribute to

Chilly willy or screwy squirrel

Cigars cigarettes

Come my dear jessica come over here I got everything arranged right here on the bed

Come on boys let's am scray

Come on don't cry I don't hate you

Come on eddie get in!

Come on eddie I caught you with your pants down!

Come on eddie just let's go please!

Come on eddie let's get out of here!

Come on eddie let's get this over with

Come on eddie where's your sense of humor

Come on eddie you're my only hope

Come on eddie! quit playing around!

Come on get out of here! come on out!

Come on get the lead out move it would ya move it!

Come on hurry up! come on sig! hurry up!

Come on roger let's go home i'll bake you a carrot cake

Come on roger! get me out of here!

Come on yeah

Come on you don't believe a painted hussy like that could turn my head

Come on you mugs

Come on!

Come on! i've got to make a livin'!

Come to lena!

Cookie

Cookie (2)

Cookie (3)

Cookie (4)

Cookie ahh

Crazy toon

Cut it out angelo

Cut the comedy dolores i've had a very hard day

Cut! all right that's it guys cut cut cut cut cut!

Dabblin' in watercolors eddie

Dames what dames jessica is the only one for me!

Dave you're gonna drop it!

Dear jessica how do I love thee let me count the ways

Dear jessica how do I love thee let me count the ways one one thousand two one thousand three one thousand

Did you find the rabbit

Did you get all my stuff

Didn't you used to be eddie valiant

Do hereby bequeath in perpetuity the property known as toontown to those lovable characters the toons!

Do they have the will or not

Do you think your days of being a sourpuss are over

Does anybody understand what this duck is saying

Does the condemned have anything to say before his sentence is carried out

Does this answer your question

Does this help

Doggone stubborn nitwit! that did it!

Dolores

Dolores a bourbon and make it a double

Dolores dolores! dolores!

Don't burn yourself baby herman

Don't bust a button dolores you've only got one left

Don't just stand there help them put them in my car

Don't let 'em find me!

Don't make us play rough valiant

Don't move

Don't tell me you lost your sense of humor already

Don't worry judge

Don't you appreciate the magnitude of that

Doom

Doom grabbed your wife and valiant and took 'em to the acme factory

Doom! (gun shots)

Drink the drink!

Drop it lady!

Dropped a piano on us from 15 stories

Duh toontown right on the other side of the wall boss

Dum dums

Eddie hurry! it's coming back!

Eddie there's dip everywhere! how are we gonna get down

Eddie valiant you're under arrest

Eddie valiant!

Eddie valiant! (2)

Eddie we got ourselves a ride! open the doors!

Eddie we're goin' backwards turn us around give me the wheel give me the wheel!

Eddie! do something! hurry up eddie! do something!

Eh what's up doc

Eight lanes of shimmering cement running from here to pasadena

Enough to dip toontown off the face of the earth!

Every toon knows acme had a will he promised to leave toontown to us toons

Everybody knows when a toon's in trouble there's only one place to go valiant and valiant

Everybody's got to have a hobby

Everything's funny to you ain't it needle nose

Except when I opened the envelope there was only a blank piece of paper inside

Excuse me toots

First they buy the red car then they want to get their hands on toontown

Fish special

Follow me

For cryin' out loud roger!

For crying out loud mike!

Forget it I don't work toontown

Freeway what the hell's a freeway

From the looks of it i'd say it was roger

Gee

Gee (2)

Gee better let him have it bugs

Gee whiz eddie if you needed money so bad why didn't you come to me

Gesundheit

Get out of here

Get out of here give me some money too

Get out of here give me some money too (2)

Get out of here!

Get out of that chair! that's my brother's chair

Get out of there!

Get out!

Get out! (2)

Get the judge

Get this straight meatball I don't work for toons!

Get up! come on

Glad teddy's not here to see me running away with my tail between my legs

Go ahead call the cops I come here for help and what do you do you turn me in

Going up sir

Good bye eddie my offer stands firm think about it

Good bye my darling good bye!

Good work boss

Gosh uh I wonder who he really was

Got a thing for rabbits huh

Got the password

Gotcha kid

Great thanks

Great thanks phew

Hand it over

Happy trails

Hard to believe

Has anybody ever seen this will

Have a drink eddie

Have a good day sir

Have a seat valiant

Have you forgotten what happened last time

Have you tried walla walla cucamonga I hear kokomo's very nice this time of the year

He always this funny or only on days when he's wanted for murder

He chickened out on me back at the studio

He disappeared into toontown after that

He does! I don't! you do! I don't! you do! I don't! you do! I don't!

He doesn't want the drink

He is going to take very very good care of you because if he doesn't he's going back to the science lab!

He looks like a sensitive and sober fellow

He makes me laugh

He spread a bunch of simoleons around toontown a couple years back bought the election

He told us the rabbit became quite agitated when you showed him the pictures

He'll be right with you

He's here!

He's lost his mind

He's not a murderer I should know he's a dear friend of mine

He's not gonna do anything crazy is he

He's right here in the bar

He's with me

Hello boys I didn't hear you come in

Here r k maroon is seen clinching the deal with cloverleaf's bankers and execs

Here's the spare

Here's your answer eddie

Hey chisold get a load of this

Hey eddie keep it up! you're killin' 'em! you're slayin' 'em! you're knockin' 'em dead!

Hey eddie that was a pretty funny dance you did for the weasels

Hey eddie you made the front page today

Hey eddie!

Hey give back my ball!

Hey guys

Hey I seen a rabbit

Hey judge what should we do with the wallflower

Hey judge! doesn't a dying rabbit deserve a last request

Hey look at that!

Hey look!

Hey mike come here!

Hey mister ain't you got a car

Hey pal do I look like a stenographer

Hey psst doll why don't you run downstairs and get me a racin' form

Hey roger what do you call the middle of a song gee I don't know a bridge! aah!

Hey share the road will ya lady

Hey so long see you later! so long mister!

Hey so who's your client mr detective to the stars

Hey somebody grab those loafers!

Hey those ducks are funny they never get to finish the act!

Hey wait a minute wait a minute I know

Hey we need a little help over here!

Hey who turned out the lights I can't see a thing! what's goin' on

Hey you weasels let me out of here will ya

Hey! hey! cut it out!

Hi eddie! hi eddie! bye eddie!

Hi harry are you okay

Hi harry hey eddie how's it going

Hi tweety

Hide me eddie p p please!

His number one seller

Hmm I like the sound of that

Hold it right there

Hold on sir

Hold still will ya

Holy smoke! he's a toon!

How 'bout it judge

How about that carrot you owe me huh

How about this weather huh it never rains!

How did that gargoyle get to be a judge

How do I love thee let me count the ways

How many times do we have to do this damn scene

How much do you know about show business mr valiant only there's no business like it no business I know

How the hell did you get in here through the mail slot

Hubba hubba hubba allow me mademoiselle

Huh a joker to the end

I already got a stiff on my hands thank you

I always knew i'd get it in toontown

I can give you stars look look! look!

I can handle a hollywood cream puff

I can pay you

I can take it! don't worry about me

I can't believe they locked me up for driving on the sidewalk

I could never hurt anybody my whole purpose in life is to make people laugh!

I couldn't let that happen

I didn't come here to harass I came here to reward

I didn't kill anybody! I swear! this whole thing's a setup a scam a frame job

I didn't know where your office was so I asked the newsboy he didn't know so I asked the fireman the green grocer the butcher the baker they didn't know but the liquor store guy he knew

I didn't see anything

I didn't see anything I came in to work come on lieutenant

I didn't want to have anything to do with it but he said if I didn't pose for those patty cake pictures roger would never work in this town again

I do! I do! give it to me!

I don't believe it!

I don't get it

I don't get it of course not you lack vision

I don't know who's toonier you or doom

I don't mind if I do

I don't think so

I don't think they got to the will

I don't trust anybody or anything! not even your own eyes

I doubt if that will is gonna show up in the next 15 minutes anyway

I followed him to the studio but I was too late to stop him

I found a nice clean piece of paper

I got a feeling somebody already did

I got him on loan from disney him and half the cast of fantasia

I got it

I got it!

I got just the place

I got these come on come on those shoes over there

I gotta get out of these cuffs

I have to find my darling husband i'm so worried about him

I haven't had that roll developed since our trip to catalina

I haven't seen him

I hit him on the head with a frying pan and put him in the trunk so he wouldn't get hurt

I hope you're proud of yourself and those pictures you took

I just don't believe it I won't believe it I can't believe it I shan't believe it

I just don't want the odds to change

I just figured since you were the one who got my pal in trouble you might want to help get him out

I just saved your life and you still don't trust me

I know the cops are on our tail! what do you think I am

I know who it is

I know who you are marvin acme the guy that owns toontown the gag king

I marvin acme of sound mind and body

I need the camera

I never did find out who that guy was

I see a place where people get on and off the freeway on and off off and on all day and all night!

I see working for a toon has rubbed off on you

I stopped by probate

I suppose you think no one's going to notice toontown's disappeared

I suppose you used the old lipstick on the mirror routine huh lipstick yes mirror no

I tell ya valiant the whole thing stinks like yesterday's diapers

I think my work here is finished

I think you want a drink

I think your lab boys will find that paint's a perfect match

I thought it would be best if I waited inside seein' as how i'm wanted for murder!

I thought you said you'd never take another toon case

I told you I got it

I told you so

I wanna talk to you about the acme murder

I want to see it now!

I want you to follow her get me a couple of nice juicy pictures I can wise the rabbit up with

I wasn't working for a toon I was working for r k maroon

I wasn't worried were you

I would love to raise some cain believe me it's no strain it feels so great 'cause i'm so tight and look there is no pain

I'd do anything for my husband mr valiant anything

I'd think you of all people would appreciate that

I'll catch the rabbit mr valiant then i'll try him convict him and execute him

I'll drive!

I'll handle this one

I'll save you baby!

I'll take a beer doll

I'll tell you one thing doc he weren't no rabbit or a duck or a dog or a little wooden boy or a sheep or a woodpecker or a pussy

I'm 25 grand over budget on the latest baby herman cartoon

I'm a pawn in this just like roger

I'm desperate mr valiant can't you see how much I need you

I'm gettin' too old for this!

I'm gonna blow his head off

I'm gonna listen to you spin the cloverleaf scenario

I'm gonna ram 'em

I'm here baby aah!

I'm looking for a murderer

I'm not bad i'm just drawn that way

I'm not gonna drop it!

I'm not worried about you i'm worried about the refrigerator

I'm on the verge of wrappin' up this case

I'm retiring to take a new role in the private sector

I'm surprised you're not more cooperative mr valiant

I'm through with taking falls i'm bouncing off the walls without that gun i'd have some fun i'd kick you in the

I've been a cab for 37 years and i've never seen a mess like this!

I've been around toons all my life! I didn't want to see 'em destroyed!

I've been out there risking my neck for you and what are you doin' singin' and dancin'!

I've been tryin' to make him quit but he just won't listen to me

I've loved you more than any woman's ever loved a rabbit

I've worked with a lot of wise quackers but you are despicable

Idiot I got no keys for these cuffs

If a toon killed my brother i'd hate me too!

If he was such a genius why didn't he leave his will where we could find it

If I tell ya i'm a dead man

If it's acme it's a gasser

If the weasels get their hands on me i'm as good as dipped

If you believe that that joker could do anything solemn the gag's on you pal

If you don't stop this laughing you're gonna end up dead just like your idiot hyena cousins!

In other words the whole damn town knows you're here!

Inexpensive motels restaurants that serve rapidly prepared food tire salons automobile dealerships

Is that it or are you scared

Is that true

Is that true (2)

Is there nothing that can permeate your impervious puss

Is this man removing evidence from the scene of a crime

It ain't my fault the rabbit got himself in trouble

It looks like they gave us the slip huh boss

It was just a couple of miles

It's a rotgut room a holdover from prohibition

It's absolutely impossible!

It's ink that goof acme squirted me with some the other night

It's just dumbo

It's just I haven't been this close to toontown for a while

It's not so bad once you get used to it

It's over mr valiant

It's roger! he keeps blowing his lines!

It's the will!

Ix nay ix nay

Jeepers another stupid newsreel I hate the news

Jeepers eddie that was a close shave I thought for sure our goose was cooked!

Jeepers eddie that was swell you saved my life how can I ever repay ya

Jeepers eddie! this would be a great place to hide!

Jessica dear have no fear your marvin is here

Jessica's my wife!

Jessica's the light of my life the apple of my eye the cream in my coffee!

Judge doom killed marvin acme and r k maroon and my brother

Jumpin' jeepers

Jumpin' jeepers!

Jumpin' jeepers! what happened

Jumpin' without a parachute kinda dangerous ain't it yeah you could get killed

Just check the scrawl

Just drop the refrigerator on my head one more time!

Just like a toon to drop a safe on a guy's head

Just look at it

Kind of jumpy aren't you valiant

Laid off

Let him watch his toon friends get dipped then shoot him

Let me get this straight

Let me see that will

Let's call the other 50 a carrot to finish the job

Let's forget it there's nobody here

Let's get out of here! what are you waitin' for

Let's use this!

Like my 17th cousin who is 156 times removed from any side!

Listen my philosophy is this if you don't have a good sense of humor you're better off dead

Listen when I say I do that means I do!

Lock stock and barrel

Long time no see

Look at this the paper said acme left no will

Look at this! it's a spy hole!

Look his wife's poison but he thinks she's betty crocker

Look I don't have time for this

Look I want you to go out I want you to buy yourself a new swim suit 'cause you and me are going to catalina

Look i'm i'm

Look mr maroon

Look out you fools!

Look out!

Look stars!

Look there's no rabbit here so don't harass my customers

Look valiant the rabbit didn't kill acme

Look valiant we got a reliable tip off the rabbit was here and it was corrugated by several others

Look! look raoul! look raoul! come on raoul!

Lose the lights!

Makes perfect sense

Maroon cartoons

Maroon wanted to blackmail acme

Maroon's not after toontown like you thought it's cloverleaf that wants to get their hands on toontown

Marvin acme

Marvin acme's been my friend and neighbor for 30 years

Maybe you can go downtown and check the probate

Maybe you heard a noise or something

Maybe you'd like a bowl of pretzels to go with it!

Menacing laugh #ruckus #corruption #thugs #bad actors #troublemakers #rodents #villains

Mind the step sir

Mommy's going to the beauty parlor darling but i'm leaving you with your favorite friend roger

Most amusing

Move it pops! yikes!

Move over i'm drivin'!

Move over rog you've done enough driving for one night

Mr acme never misses a night when jessica performs

Mr acme's will

Mr maroon mr valiant's here to

Mr valiant

Mr valiant mr valiant

Must be

My biscuits are burnin'! fire in the hatch!

My boss checks the books on friday and if I don't have that money I gave you back in the till i'm gonna lose my job

My buddy's eddie v a sourpuss you'll see but when i'm done he'll need no gun 'cause a joker he will be

My darling you were superb you absolutely truly and honestly fashmolyed that audience you killed them you slayed them you belted them into little pieces

My god it'll be beautiful

My honey bunny was never very good behind the wheel

My man!

My problem is I got a 50 year old lust in a 3 year old dinky

My stomach can't take this this set is a mess clean this set up!

Nah he's a toon you can drop anything you want on his head he'll shake it off

Nah I just uh want you to know something about the guy you're gonna dip!

Nah just a stupid love letter

Nah valiant's got him stashed somewhere

Nice booby trap

Nice monkey suit

Nice shirt who's your tailor quasimodo

No but this does!

No hard feelings I hope

No he didn't

No I don't

No i'll drive! i'm the cab

No it's eleanor roosevelt

No it's shirley temple!

No kiddin' just talkin' to you could get me a rap for aiding and abetting

No kiddin' they bought the red car

No matter

No matter the rabbit won't get far my men will find him

No no don't feel guilty about me so long and thanks for nothin'

No no no I love my husband you've got me all wrong

No no no! wait until he gets to his feet then hit him with the boulder

No no!

No not at any time only when it was funny

No not my jessica not patty cake this is impossible I don't believe it it can't be! it just can't be!

No pain no pain no pain no pain no pain no

No sergeant disassembling the place won't be necessary

No thanks eddie i'm tryin' to cut down

No this is

No toon can resist the old shave and a haircut trick

No wait! no no! gingerbread lane's this way

No wonder you hate me

No you're not eddie

No! hey wait!

No! now they're right in front of us

Nobody not a soul except uh

Nobody's gonna drive this lousy freeway when they can take the red car for a nickel

Nose! nose that don't rhyme with walls!

Not angelo! he'd never turn me in

Not anymore

Not for long roger

Not just any toon!

Not prostate you idiot probate!

Not so fast

Not yet!

Nothin'

Nothing with you baby herman

Nothing's changed

Now calm down son will ya look the stain's gone it's disappearing ink

Now drink this son it'll make you feel better

Now if you had prepared 20 years ago you wouldn't be wanderin' now from door to door

Now look dolores listen listen to me

Now roger is his name laughter is his game come on you dope untie his rope and watch him go insane

Now that's what I call a couple of road hogs

Now what

Obviously a poem of this power and sensitivity must be read in person so I went home to wait for her

Oh all right but this time take off that hand buzzer

Oh boy! I hope it's another cartoon!

Oh come on dolores

Oh excuse me!

Oh hell stuffing olives for a living wasn't for me anyway

Oh honey bunny

Oh I get it a speakeasy a gin mill a hooch parlor

Oh it's a panic

Oh jessica you promised

Oh jessica! please tell me it's not true p p please!

Oh lieutenant santino

Oh love cup

Oh my god! it's dip!

Oh my goodness! oh no!

Oh my stogie!

Oh no where's roger

Oh no!

Oh no! i'm melting! i'm melting! melting!

Oh not tonight marvin I have a headache

Oh roger you were a pillar of strength

Oh roger you were magnificent

Oh stop it stop it! stop it!

Oh swell

Oh taxi oh cab

Oh they'll drive they'll have to

Oh well here's to the pencil pushers may they all get lead poisoning huh

Oh wook piggies

Oh yeah

Oh! I think i'm gonna faint

Oh! my hero

Oh! oh no! this is it!

Okay doc whatever you say

Okay m m move along t t there's nothing else to see that's all folks

Okay nobody move!

Okay okay sure I admit it I got a little steamed when you showed me those pictures of jessica

Okay what you got for me

Okay wise guy where's the rabbit

One of the biggest real estate deals ever in california history

One of these days you idiots are gonna laugh yourselves to death!

One of these days you're gonna die laughin'

One too many refrigerators dropped on his head

Only he got the drop on us literally

Only time will tell

Ooga booga!

Ooh! okay okay i'm goin'

Open up in the name of the law! that's us

Or did you change your name to jack daniels

Or my ninth cousin who is nine times removed from his place outside

Ouch!

Out of my way pencil neck!

Ow

Ow! ooh! eee! great horny toads that smarts!

P p please don't mind me

P p please don't worry whatever you say yes ma'am aye aye sir okeydokey

P p please eddie

P p please! me scared don't be ridiculous

P p please! oh! help!

P please raoul I can give you stars!

Paint from the rabbit's glove

Patty cake patty cake patty cake patty cake

Patty cake patty cake patty cake patty cake! patty cake! patty cake! patty cake!

Patty cake! patty cake!

Patty cake! patty cake! patty cake! patty cake!

Please eddie don't throw me out! you're making a big mistake!

Please help oh i'm sorry

Please raoul I can do it I swear just give me another chance oh come on raoul

Pour the drink dolores

Probably lookin' for a good place to stick a knife

Pull the lever!

Put it there pal

Put the gun down you bucktoothed fool!

Put them up on that hook use that escape proof toon rope

Quite a loony selection for a group of drunken reprobates

R k maroon as in maroon cartoons

Raoul i'll be in my trailer takin' a nap!

Read that

Ready when you are raoul

Remember how we always thought there wasn't a way to kill a toon well doom found a way

Remember me eddie

Remember you never saw me

Right here! right here!

Right now I feel like dispensing some justice

Roger darling I want you to know I love you

Roger darling!

Roger don't

Roger I dropped it on your head 23 times already

Roger I know all this seems pretty painful now but you'll find someone new

Roger read the script look what it says! it says rabbit gets clunked rabbit sees stars not birds stars!

Roger that love letter you wrote to your wife in the ink and paint club why don't you read it to her now

Roger what's this

Roger you're killing me! killing me!

Roger!

Roger! (2)

Roger! ro roger roger no!

Roger! roger say something!

Save your money for a pair of elevator shoes!

Say boss you want we should disresemble the place

Say hello harvey

Scotch on the rocks and I mean ice!

Search the place boys and leave no stone unturned

See

Seen cooing over calamari with not so new sugar daddy was jessica rabbit wife of maroon cartoon star roger

Seriously what do you see in that guy

Several months ago I had the good providence to stumble upon this plan of the city council's

Shall I repose of him right now boss

Shave and a haircut

She played patty cake

She's just trying to get her hands on the rabbit

She's married to roger rabbit

Sheesh valiant

Should be

Shut your yap eddie the man's in charge

Since i've had toontown under my jurisdiction my goal has been to reign in the insanity and the only way to do that is to make toons respect the law

Sister mary francis! what the hell happened in here

Sit down!

Smile darn ya smile and right away watch lady luck pay you a call

Smile darn ya smile and right away watch lady luck pay you a call (2)

Smile darn ya smile you know this old world is a great world after all

Smile darn ya smile you know this old world is a great world after all (2)

Smooth safe fast

So cut the bullshtick

So he gave you the will for safekeeping

So how long have you known it was doom

So I rushed over to the ink and paint club

So I took a couple of dirty pictures so kill me

So tell me eddie is that a rabbit in your pocket or are you just happy to see me

So that's why you killed acme and maroon for this freeway

So valiant you call a cab or what

So what do you think valiant

So what happened huh somebody kidnap dinky doodle

So what's his problem

So where to already my meter's runnin'!

So why come to me i'm the guy that took the pictures of your wife

Some big company called cloverleaf

Somebody must have made her do it!

Somebody's made a patsy out of me and i'm going to find out why

Somewhere we can hide

Son of a bitch

Soon where toontown once stood will be a string of gas stations

Sorry eddie

Stop kicking me stop kicking me

Stop that laughin'!

Stop that laughing!

Strictly humans only okay

Sure

Sure eddie

Sure I got the will

Surprised not really

T t t t that's all folks!

Take comfort son you're not the first man whose wife played patty cake on him

Tallyho! tallyho!

Teddy never made it

Thank you

Thank you (2)

Thanks for the cigarettes

Thanks I needed that

Thanks!

That guy angelo would rat on you for a nickel

That lamebrain freeway idea could only be cooked up by a toon

That paper even good

That sure was a long time ago yeah that was a long time ago let's do that again sometime

That was quick thinkin' eddie nothing like using the old spine flower the wise noodle the smart puddin'

That will is the reason he got bumped off

That wouldn't be cloverleaf industries by any chance huh

That's a load of succotash

That's all right lieutenant from the smell of him i'd say it was the booze talking

That's it doom! give me another excuse to pump you full of lead!

That's it i'm callin' the cops

That's it! that's the connection!

That's not all she's trying to get her hands on

That's one dead shoe eh boss

That's right

That's right a laugh can be a very powerful thing why sometimes in life it's the only weapon we have laughter is the most

That's right a toon

That's right I know that she was just an innocent victim of circumstance

That's right my dear

That's right! you'll never stop me!

That's the closet! stupe

That's the gun that killed r k maroon

That's what he told me

That's what I call one seriously disturbed toon

That's what I came to tell you

The acme factory I know where that is get in!

The best part is they work for peanuts

The cops are still on our tail!

The hand buzzer it's still our biggest seller

The hell with it

The job's gonna cost you 100 bucks plus expenses

The lady's man huh

The merry go round broke down

The pacific red car trolley line and the venerated maroon cartoon studios

The question is do you have the way 'cause I can tell you now it ain't gonna come cheap

The rabbit

The rabbit cacked him last night

The rabbit is going to come right to me

The rabbit said one way or another he and his wife were going to be happy

The rabbit's wife sings at a joint called the ink and paint club toon revue

The stubborn bastard wouldn't sell so I was gonna blackmail acme with pictures of him and the rabbit's wife

The truth is I had a chance to sell my studio

The usual bills

Then frisk the woman!

Then get joe to do the job 'cause I ain't goin'

There's no damn key!

They put in the highest bid

They're calling it a freeway

They're gone

They're not kid gloves mr valiant

They've sprung the cab! let's go!

Things are never black as they are painted time for you and joy to get acquainted

Things are never black as they are painted time for you and joy to get acquainted (2)

This is hot stuff!

This is no way to make a livin'

This is the last time I work with someone with a speech impediment

This isn't it!

This means war

This singing ain't my line it's tough to make a rhyme if I get stuck i'm i'm out of luck and i'm running out of time!

This supposed to be a joke

This way! we'll take gingerbread lane

This wittle piggy had roast beef

This wittle piggy stayed home

This wittle piggy went to market

Tie the lovebirds together

Time to kill the rabbit

Tomorrow's friday eddie you know what happens here on friday

Tools are up here eddie

Toons

Toons destroyed why

Toons gets 'em every time

Toontown will be erased in a matter of minutes

Toontown will be legally mine

Toontown's going to be live for the free aah!

Traffic jams will be a thing of the past

Turpentine acetone benzene he calls it the dip

Two bits

Uh bugs does

Uh can he stay here for a couple of days

Uh hey hey hey! hey hey! hey wait a minute! hey hey!

Uh no but he gave us his solemn oath

Uh no judge doom

Uh oh it's the weasels

Uh oh ran out of piggies

Unless acme's will shows by midnight tonight

Valiant

Valiant here was just pickin' it up for you weren't you eddie

Valiant what are you trying to do give me a heart attack

Wait a minute anybody know you're here

Wait a minute wait a minute

Wait for me! come on! guys wait up!

Wait no! valiant no!

Walt sent me

Was I really

Watch your head!

We demand justice but the real meaning of the word probably hits you like a ton of bricks!

We just want the rabbit

We searched valiant boss the will ain't on him

We thought it was a lot of laughs

We toons may act idiotic but we're not stupid!

We trailed him to a little dive down on yockster street

We went in

We were investigating a robbery at the first national bank of toontown

We'll see to him later

We're obviously not going anywhere in my car let's take yours

We're supposed to be hiding what's wrong with you

We've got deformants all over the city we'll find him

Weasels yes I find they have a special gift for the work

Well

Well at least he took it well

Well fellas where can I drop ya

Well I don't work for peanuts where's the other 50

Well i'm sorry I yanked your ears

Well it's only a snoop job away

Well sorry

Well why not I don't mind prolonging the execution

Well you see

Well you're a sight for sore eyes! I ain't seen you in nigh on to five years where've you been drunk

Well! do you want to tell me what she was doing with her arms around you

Weren't you the one I caught playing patty cake with old man acme

What

What a wife

What an unfortunate accident nothing more treacherous than a slippery road especially when driving in a maniacal toon vehicle

What are we gonna do eddie what are we gonna do what are we gonna do

What are you doing here

What are you gonna do to me valiant

What are you talking about

What are you talking about there's no road past toontown

What at midnight tonight

What could've possibly happened to you to turn you into such a sourpuss

What do I look like a bank

What do you know you dumb broad you got the I q of a rattle

What do you think you're doin' chump

What do you want to drink

What happens in the next 15 minutes

What is it eddie

What the

What the heck

What the hell was wrong with that take

What the yeah what in sam hill

What timing what finesse! what a genius!

What was that a rubber mask

What you think that's funny

What'd you have a change of heart

What's all this we stuff they just want the rabbit

What's happened i'll find you baby where are you where are you

What's in there my lingerie

What's that

What's that what is that

What's the scheme eddie

What's this got to do with me

What's up doc

What's with earl

What's with him

What's wrong with toontown every joe loves toontown

What's wrong with you you're the only person in this theater that isn't laughing

When he finds out he's gonna be mad he might try to kill ya

When I killed your brother I talked just like this!

When you called maroon you told him you had the will but you don't

Where

Where (2)

Where are you going

Where'd you come from

Whew! jeepers eddie that almost killed me!

Which one which one which one

Which way'd he go well I don't know well he went that a way let's go!

Who

Who are you callin' a chump chimp

Who is it

Who needs a car in l a we got the best public transportation system in the world

Who said i'm here by myself

Who turned out the lights it's dark in here don't they pay their electricity

Who would've thought he was a sugar daddy

Who's got time to wonder what happened to some ridiculous talking mice when you're driving by at 75 miles an hour

Whoa fella you don't want to go to toontown you don't have to go to toontown nobody said you had to go to toontown anyway

Whoa i've been dipped!

Whoa!

Why because you made him laugh

Why didn't you just leave the letter there

Why don't you do right like some other men do

Why don't you do right like some other men do (2)

Why don't you do right like some other men do (3)

Why I resent that innuendo!

Why i'll take care of him like he was my own brother or my own sister or my brother's sister or my second cousin who is twice removed

Why it's coming out now I don't know

Why my uncle thumper had a problem with his probate and he had to take these big pills and drink lots of water

Why nobody gets the drop on roger rabbit

Why yeah i

Wicked witchcraft

Will you look at these two excuse me ladies!

Wiseass

With pleasure

Without it we're just waitin' for another developer's wrecking ball!

Won't he mr valiant

Work's been kinda slow since cartoons went to color

Would have been here right after you called but I had to shake the weasels

Would you beat it!

Wouldn't you know locked

Yah! it's the toon patrol!

Yeah

Yeah (2)

Yeah ain't I a stinker

Yeah and I think maroon played the part of sound mind and your wife the sound body

Yeah and put the poor guy on two weeks' notice cutbacks they said

Yeah and there's no business more expensive

Yeah and when they're done laughin' they'll call the cops!

Yeah and you're also the guy that helped all these toons

Yeah but I dolores come

Yeah but I don't think you want it

Yeah check the probate!

Yeah I bet you would

Yeah I guess I made some ink and what ink

Yeah i'm sorry about the trouble in the bar

Yeah must be tough

Yeah sure eddie

Yeah sure good looking guy like that the dames will be breaking his door down

Yeah thanks

Yeah that's it beep the horn twice cover your back

Yeah that's my hunch

Yeah well put it there pal yeah

Yeah well you don't know how hard it is being a man looking at a woman looking the way you do

Yeah what a lucky girl

Yeah what's that

Yeah where is your brother anyway

Yeah yeah yeah you got the will

Yeah you still got it

Yeah! nose plugs would be nice

Yeeow! oof oof oof! ow!

Yes it's all packed up in the car outside

Yes it's me my dearest i'd love to embrace you but first I have to satisfy my sense of moral outrage!

Yes we talked to mr maroon

Yes you do

Yikes! oh my goodness! jeepers that was close!

Yoo hoo lover boy! it's lena hyena!

You bet anytime

You better get going eddie

You better start drinking it black 'cause acme's taking the cream now

You better wait here all right

You cover my back and if you hear or see anything beep the horn twice

You crazy rabbit!

You didn't catch me mr valiant

You do hate me otherwise you wouldn't have yanked my ears all those times

You don't know how hard it is being a woman looking the way I do

You don't understand those people needed to laugh

You don't! I do! you don't! I do! you don't!

You feeling frisky tonight fellas yeah! let's go

You got a lot of brass coming up here by yourself

You got a positive I d

You got a problem with that valiant

You got it all wrong! i'm a cartoon maker not a murderer!

You got that camera of yours mine's in the shop wouldn't be the pawn shop by any chance would it

You gotta be kidding me

You guys got a spare

You had plenty money in 1922

You just may get your wish unless I can figure out what happened to this

You keep talkin' like that and i'm gonna have to wash your mouth out

You know there's no justice for toons anymore

You know what happens when ya can't stop laughin'!

You let other women make a fool of you

You mean to tell me that you could have taken your hand out of that cuff at any time

You need a heart before you can have an attack

You need the other 50

You oughta find yourself a good man

You saw the rabbit blowin' his lines he can't keep his mind on the work you know why

You see I bought the red car so I could dismantle it

You see mr valiant the successful conclusion of this case draws the curtains on my career as a jurist in toontown

You sure murdered 'em again tonight baby I really mean it

You think that my boss r k maroon dropped a safe on marvin acme's head so that he could get his hands on toontown

You thought you could get away with it didn't ya ha!

You valiant

You want to know i'll tell you

You were great you were perfect you were better than perfect

You were set up to take those pictures

You won't think it's funny when I stick that pen up your nose

You wouldn't have any idea where the rabbit might be mr valiant

You'd better believe it buster

You'll see! we'll rise above this piddling peccadillo! we're going to be happy again! you got that happy capital h a p p i

You're a dead man if you don't tell me

You're dead! you're both dead!

You're droppin' it! watch it! oh no! jeez!

You're looking at the sole stockholder

You're telling me in a fit of jealousy you wrote your wife a love letter

You're the private detective you figure it out

You're working for little bo peep she's lost her sheep and you're gonna help her find them hey

You've been hanging around rabbits too long

You've got the wrong idea about me mr valiant

You've gotta have the rabbit to make the scam work

You've seen one of these

Your floor sir

50 bucks where's the rest

5000 gallons of heated dip pumped at enormous velocity through a pressurized water cannon

(all gasping)

(all laughing)

(applause)

(both screaming)

(chimp growling)

(classic car engine sound)

(crying like a baby)

(eddie screams while falling down)

(eddie screams while falling down) (2)

(eddie screams) (2)

(eddie sneezes)

(gulps)

(gun shots)

(hacksaw cutting metal sound)

(hand buzzer electricity sound)

(hand buzzer electricity sound) (2)

(kissing sound)

(machine gun fire)

(rubber sound)

(streetcar bell ringing)

(toons laughing)

(toons laughing) (2)

(trash bins metal clanking)

(trolley passing sound)

(trolley rumbling)